1,005 Page Views

Holy freaking crapito!

How in the world did this stupid blog break 1,000 page views?????

I swear, only about 500 of those are my own...

So now, some completely random crap..........ito....

I dreamt last night that Miley Cyrus was the new spokesperson for Sea World, and she did it while wearing stuff that would make a Victoria's Secret Model blush.

Kellin was at Sea World and almost gotten eaten by Shamu, but I saved him and took him to Nicklecade, instead.

I have a recurring nightmare that I'm running away from a bad guy, and I get in the car, but I can't close the door because my foot won't move out of the way.

My daughter is a big sister to a baby we've never seen.

I always like the depressed/ornery people in a show (think Squidward, Eeyore, etc.).

I've been sneezed on by an elephant.

I'm deathly afraid of worms.

I'm wearing mismatched socks.

I wear pajamas in public at least once a week.

It's really hard to find corned beef that doesn't taste like dog food.

I feel it's a complete travesty that my husband traveled all the way to Iraq, spent a year-and-a-half there, and never once rode a camel.

Steve built a little latched door over the keyboard slide-out tray on our computer desk so we can lock Fay out of it (I don't have the ability to fix anything on a computer, unless rebooting will help).

Edward, the Biology lab instructor, quit.  I am no longer Bella.

UPDATE

Only 19 page views were my own. :0

Here's a break down of where people live that have viewed my blog:

United States	885
Russia	62
Ukraine	20
Germany	18
United Kingdom	7
South Korea	7
Malaysia	4
Taiwan	4
Canada	3
Australia	2

The only countries that I could find on a map are the US, Russia, Australia, Canada, and maybe the UK.

I'm afraid.