Wii and Netflix

So our Wii has suddenly decided it's no longer connected to the Internet.  We've fought with it all day.  I got it going earlier this morning, but now it's gone kerplooey again.  We called NetFlix, and they told us to call Nintendo.  We did all of the 6 billion steps on Nintendo's website, and it kept reassuring us that if none of them worked we'd be given a number to contact Nintendo.
Guess what?
The link to get the phone number to contact Nintendo doesn't work.
The baby's asleep, we want to watch Warehouse 13, and instead we're stuck trying to figure out how to make the stinking thing realize that it IS connected to the Internet.  Just like it was last night.  And this morning.

On a side note, Nintendo's website is increasingly aggravating, and you can't contact them at all, but Netflix gave me their phone number (ha, ha), so I'm giving it to EVERYONE.
1-800-255-3700

Issues

I think we all know I have issues.  For example, the way I have to use every crayon in the box (except the stupid white one) once before I can use any color a second time.  Or how when I get my Bountiful Basket I have to keep the fruits and vegetables segregated. 
But today I discovered a whole new issue.  I was sitting on the couch just now, listening to the silence of Fay sleeping and eating the last of the frozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eggs, thinking to myself how I had it made.  Then I got looking at Fay's Christmas pictures on the wall (yes, I know it's April), and I got thinking how funny it is when she cries hysterically (like she did for the photographer) and I thought, "I hope she hurries and wakes up so I can see her cry."
Issues.