A New Title
I take my daughter to story hour at my local library every week. Most weeks, I end up showing up in pajamas. What can I say? I hate mornings. Most of the others moms are dressed to the nines with fancy clothes, makeup, and big hair. Me? I look like death warmed over. But I don't really care. I go for story hour, not fashion hour.
The librarian told me I am officially the most casual mom she knows.
Yes!
My husband says that's not a compliment. I say, I don't care.
My Vocal Talents
I was being super lame and singing Phantom of the Opera yesterday. My three-year-old kept covering her ears. I asked what was wrong. She told me to stop singing because it makes her throw up.
The Dangers of McDonald's
My daughter announced she was going to sing a church song. It consisted of the words, "McDonald's makes me dead, Jesus makes me alive."
Just so you know, McDonald's is her favorite place ever. I am not one of those mothers that tells her fast food will kill her.
Socks Do Not Make Your Hair Curl
I'm always trying to find ways to make my hair take (and keep) a curl. So when I watched this video, I thought, "Why not?"
5 Minute No-Heat Curls!
Yeah. Not only did I not sleep last night (super uncomfortable having bulky socks tied all over your head), not only did I wake up in extreme amounts of pain (having bulky socks tied to your head hurts your neck and shoulders), not only did I have to wait until noon for my hair to dry (even though it was barely damp when I went to bed), no curls. Snarly, awkward random kinks, yes. Curls? No.
