You know, life has a lot of really important questions that never seem to get answered. You know what I'm talking about. Questions like:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Or:
Can sour cream actually expire? Isn't that the meaning of "sour"?
But today I was hit with a question that trumps all of these. Not only does it have practical applications, but it could change mankind for eons to come!
Are you ready?
Can you handle it?
Can you answer it?
*drumroll*
*suspenseful silence*
If you dip your broom in dog water, then sweep, does it count as mopping, too?
*cymbals clang*
Thank you. I know. I'm a genius. Or a philosopher. Or whatever is more impressive.
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