What Can Make Me Stop Eating Breakfast? This.

Blue's Clues Toilet Song

Abby's Flying Fairy School Theme Song

Look up high, in the sky,

It's a school; it can fly!

Let's all hurry to the flying fairy school.

Grab your wands.

Yee-haw!

Bring your wings.

(Giggle)

We will learn magic things.

Let's all hurry to the flying fairy school.

How to make things grow.

And how to make things shrink.

How to solve a problem with our single twinkle think.

This school is really magic,

(something, something, something).

Let's go in, let's begin, at flying fairy school.

(The whole point of putting this up is because I can't figure out that one line and no one has the lyrics on the Internet.  So I'm the firstie.  And cool.  And mature.)

Stupid Freaking YouTube

Stupid freaking YouTube won't upload the sound along with my videos so I've wasted freaking hours trying to freaking fix it, all to no freaking avail.  Therefore I'm freaking trying to upload one freaking video to this freaking blog in hopes that there will be freaking sound.  Freak.

Drawers

   
Fay has learned how to open the drawers in her dresser.  When she closes them, her fingers are lapped over the end and she shuts them in the drawer.  She makes this exact face, but her hands are not by her head.  She makes no noise whatsoever and does not even change the rate of her breathing.  She'll slip her fingers out and immediately assume a calm, unconcerned expression.  Why?  Because she knows that if she does something that hurts her, I won't let her do it anymore.
Hilarious!

Choices

I've always let Fay choose what she wants to eat, ever since she started baby food.  Like, for breakfast, I'll bring two boxes of cereal and let her choose one.
She always, always, chooses Honeycomb now.  It's quite funny.
She threw up for three straight days last week and had diarrhea for 8 days.  It's the first time she's been sick, so it was kind of scary for me, but she also got her fifth tooth, in the process.
She likes to "jump" on the couch now, and gets way freaking excited when she does.  She just stands near the edge (what's the fun if you can't die?) and bounces without her feet ever leaving the cushion.

El Jelly Science

So there's this really great Mexican place my parents found, called The Taco Shop (or El Jeliscience).  On the way home, I decided to get a bean and cheese burrito and eat it later.  Bad idea.  Very bad idea.
Did you know that a cold bean and cheese burrito tastes exactly like Play Dough?
Well, now you do.
And, trust me, I ate enough of the stuff as a kid to know.

1st Birthday

We took Fay to the zoo for her first birthday.  She paid a lot more attention to the animals than she did when we went to the zoo after finalization.  She fell and scratched her knee, but didn't say a word about it.  If anything, she's happy because now she has a scab to pick.
Her birth mother called, and it was really nice to talk to her.  She's getting married soon.  A day or two ago, our caseworker called to tell us that the birth mother has gone AWOL.  I wasn't worried until I had a nightmare last night that she came for Fay and I woke up in a panicked prayer.
I hope she just eloped and that everything's fine.